The coming week will be prime time to perform minor miracles without trying too hard. You’ll probably have maximum success if you refrain from hoping and worrying about achieving maximum success. The cosmic currents will be likely to bend and shape themselves to accommodate your deeper needs if you proceed on the assumption that they know, better than your little ego does, what’s best for you. To get yourself in the proper frame of mind to do challenging tasks without expending strenuous effort, you might want to check out this photo spread of people practicing drunk yoga.

OMG.  How patient do I have to be?????  Cancelled netflix, phone gets turned off tomorrow, keep forgetting where I’ve parked my car since I can’t park it at home, tabs are due Monday, have no gas, no money, no food.  I think my ego knows just fine what I need right now.  Lunch.  FUCK.  I would totally go for drunken yoga if I thought it was even close to an option.  But it isn’t.