We are all stupid,” wrote Mark Twain, “just on different subjects.” Ain’t that the truth? Sometimes I get overwhelmed when I think about all the blanks in my education and the ignorance that pockmarks my understanding. The good news for me — and for all of you, my fellow Cancerians — is that we’re now in an astrological phase that’s ideal for getting a crash course in any subject we’re dumb about. If you’re brave and humble, you could fix several holes in your intelligence.
Ah Jeez. ANY subject I’m dumb about? Now there’s a list. As usual, I’m a week ahead of my horoscope because the subject I’m absolutely the dumbest about ? Is men. I just don’t grok them, at least not the ones I seem to be drawn to like a magnet. I don’t understand how they think. I just don’t. But then I’m still trying to figure out how *I* think. It’s a pickle. Once a cucumber, now a pickle, never to be a cucumber again.