You really must visit and the read the entire wonderful thing.

Makes me a little sad, then, that trophy VP nominee Sarah “I (Heart) Gibberish” Palin apparently had herself anointed by a true-blue witch-hunter nutball of a pastor, a Kenyan priest name of Thomas Muthee, up at her Wasilla church a few years back, just before becoming governor. Isn’t that sweet?

And this one:

At last, a president who really does care about black people. And minorities. And women. Children. People who make less than two million a year. Animals. Ecosystems. Imagine.

Apathy is the new polyester. Ennui is the new smoking. Willful belly button-pickin’ ignorance of world events, environmental issues, energy policy is no longer considered cute and obvious and painfully American. Can you imagine?