The coming week will be prime time to perform minor miracles without trying too hard. You’ll probably have maximum success if you refrain from hoping and worrying about achieving maximum success. The cosmic currents will be likely to bend and shape themselves to accommodate your deeper needs if you proceed on the assumption that they know, better than your little ego does, what’s best for you. To get yourself in the proper frame of mind to do challenging tasks without expending strenuous effort, you might want to check out this photo spread of people practicing drunk yoga.

OMG.  How patient do I have to be?????  Cancelled netflix, phone gets turned off tomorrow, keep forgetting where I’ve parked my car since I can’t park it at home, tabs are due Monday, have no gas, no money, no food.  I think my ego knows just fine what I need right now.  Lunch.  FUCK.  I would totally go for drunken yoga if I thought it was even close to an option.  But it isn’t.

Don’t like what I write?  It’s best not to read it. Stalkers are pathetic.  Just saying…

May your next time here be better. We had our own Itchycoo Park and touched the sky many times in shades of green and purple and it really was all too beautiful. Never had a love like that before or since.  Best lover and best thinker, it’s rare to connect on that level with another being.  Too bad we killed it dead.  Here’s hoping I don’t have to wait for the next life for that again… I loved you even though you couldn’t love yourself. R.I.P. man.